I just started going on Omegle when boredom strikes. I've quickly figured out that a lot of people begin conversations with "asl", so I have came up with a great introduction "you have 20 seconds to be awesome". A user, here, came up with this reply:
Me: "You have 20 seconds to be awesome"
Stranger: "I'm secretly chuck norris disguised as clark kent, my balls are made from the nails of godzilla and I breathe awesomeness."
Needless to say, interesting conversation ensued.